Glen Davis needs his PB&J

Well, Big Baby had an awful, awful game last night going 4/16 from the field for just 11 points in 23 minutes including 1 for his first 8 in which he took a bunch of shots that would make Swaggy P proud.  Jacques Vaughn was none too impressed with his play and benched the big dumbass for the second half.  After some thorough investigative reporting, sources close to the Magic have found the reason for

Big Baby Davis at it again

Yesterday, we referenced Big Baby's puzzling "pull your own pants down to protest a foul call" incident last year and as it turns out, that was a perfect prerequisite to the dance move he debuted last night.

Don't even try to tell me that move wasn't hot as shit because you'd be a bigger liar than Manti Te'o.

Fall Out from the Bulls Beat Down of Atlanta

Once again, da club has breaking news from one of our VIPs:

According to sources close to the Atlanta Hawks, J-Smoove pulled a Big Baby Davis at practice yesterday in a moment of insanity brought on by the Monday night thrashing in Chicago.  Hawks' coach, Larry Drew, was blown away with what he saw.  Smith's nether regions hung down to his knee pit and threw the rest of the squad into a tizzy preventing some from resuming practice because of dizziness and nausea.  Smith has been suspended 1 game for "conduct detrimental to the team" in what can only be deemed an act of jealousy from Coach Drew. 

I question how these two can coexist moving forward.  As a result of the incident, there have been rumblings around the league of the possible trade of Smith by the February 21  

Story developing!