K. Smooth WITHERS!!!

Even though he finished with 27-7-7, Kevin Durant was 2-for-8 from the field in the fourth quarter and then 0-for-5 in overtime in the Thunder's loss to Memphis last night. Ol' Business Tats was the first NBA player in five years to miss at least 11 field-goal attempts after the third quarter in a postseason game. Mike Conley, Jr. lead Memphis with 24, and Z-Bo once again dominated down low, getting his to the tune of 23 and 12. Meanwhile, Marc Gasol put up 23 and 11 to go with 6 blocks to lead the Grizzlies.

Smoov Crosses Another First Off His List

 Well done, young man. But you have a long way to go:

Amir Johnson, Making Good Decisions Since... Never.

I can't think of anything I'd rather get shaved into my head than the logo of my basketball team, which happens to be the laughing stock of the league.  Amir Johnson is KILLING it in 2012.

PS Are those business tats?