Scalabrine on KG

Melo v KG

Sources close to the situation tell the VIPs up in da club that 'Melo was upset about a ball tap sent his way by KG during the Knicks 102-96 loss on Monday night.  Obviously the grandfather of trash talk got in 'Melo's head because he ended the game an awful, 6/26 from the field for 20 points with only 3 boards.

I'm loving these off the court, almost fights this year.  Can't wait until one actually boils over into a brawl.

Credit for this find goes to one of da club's dear friends, The Polish Tabletopper. 

Fake Tough Guys

Celtics Sneak By Wizards In OT, KG Offers More Pearls Of Wisdom

The Celtics needed overtime to overcome the mighty Washington Wizards last night at the Garden, but they came away with a win thanks to five straight OT points from Brandon Bass. Rondo finished with 18 and 14 assists, putting him at 28 straight games with at least 10 assists. KG led all scorers with 20, but he almost gave the game away at the end of regulation, picking up a technical with a minute left and playing some shitty defense. After the game, Garnett dropped some knowledge about team chemistry:

Kevin Garnett is a crazy person.

KG, Master of the Cold Shoulder

The NBA is back baby! The Heat beat the Celtics tonight. And this happened:

In other opening night news, Steve Nash has apparently hired D. Wade as his personal stylist.