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Saturday, April 20, 2013
Friday, March 8, 2013
Kobe Bryant is humble as humble gets
"I'd call up the Buss family and tell them to get that guy off the team."
Rough day up in da club. Big fight went down on the dance floor last night so we've been cleaning up glass and dealing with impending lawsuits from money hungry bystanders most of the day. Nursed our hangovers and kept our eyes on the clock with the idea of a slow night at home waiting for us come 5. Now the 5 o'clock hour is upon us, the hangover from last night is just about gone and I just got word from Larry that da club has free Budweisers for the first 100 people through the door. Now all I can think about is that first sip...
Remember...
Be safe out there people or Kevin Garnett will rip your head off and drink your blood.
Rough day up in da club. Big fight went down on the dance floor last night so we've been cleaning up glass and dealing with impending lawsuits from money hungry bystanders most of the day. Nursed our hangovers and kept our eyes on the clock with the idea of a slow night at home waiting for us come 5. Now the 5 o'clock hour is upon us, the hangover from last night is just about gone and I just got word from Larry that da club has free Budweisers for the first 100 people through the door. Now all I can think about is that first sip...
Remember...
Be safe out there people or Kevin Garnett will rip your head off and drink your blood.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Oh shit (part 9)
Steph Curry just dusting George Hill on the fast break. Too bad Hill had to keep clawing at Stephs ankles instead of just letting him nab the layup. Still a sick move by one of the best young players in the game. Golden State went on to lose, however. Ya boi Curry is getting 3/5 Paul Pierces here.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHARLES!
Today, we celebrate the birth of the most celebrated athlete of our time. He's been overshadowed quite a bit by that racist fashion monger, but nothing can stop Sir Charles. The Round Mound of Rebound. The most dominant force to ever step foot in the NBA, Barcelona, some poor Angolan man's ribcage, or your local bar. Fear him. Respect him. And get him a beer and a donut. We salute you, Chuck, for the constant stream of life-altering material you have given, and will continue to give us. The VIP is roped off, just for you, whenever you want.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Nick Young Imitating KG's Barfight
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Oh shit (part 7)
I really don't want to over-use this Paul Pierce wheelchair scale, but if dudes are going to be falling down left and right all season, well, my hands are tied.
Which takes us to our nations capital, where John Wall has FINALLY been able to start playing. Great to see him out there and I hope he can get back on track to being one of the best young guards in the League. He looked pretty great while sending Ish Smith (Ish? Seriously?) all over the place with a left-handed behind the back dribble.
Left hand, behind the back, defender falling, successful basket, John Wall returning AND a thorough Wizards win?! This baby is getting the coveted 5 OUT OF 5 PAUL PIERCES. Congrats Wall, we'll all do a dougie in your honor
As previously noted, Wall ended up with the last laugh.
Which takes us to our nations capital, where John Wall has FINALLY been able to start playing. Great to see him out there and I hope he can get back on track to being one of the best young guards in the League. He looked pretty great while sending Ish Smith (Ish? Seriously?) all over the place with a left-handed behind the back dribble.
Left hand, behind the back, defender falling, successful basket, John Wall returning AND a thorough Wizards win?! This baby is getting the coveted 5 OUT OF 5 PAUL PIERCES. Congrats Wall, we'll all do a dougie in your honor
UPDATE: As it turns out, John Wall's crossup was an act of revenge! Earlier in the game, Ish straight up jumped over John Wall going for a block. He missed, but he turned around and got his:
As previously noted, Wall ended up with the last laugh.
Friday, January 11, 2013
Saturday, January 5, 2013
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Spurs Gone Wild!
It appears the old man squad down in the Alamo still has some life in them. Club Bosh reporters in the field captured this picture showing The Big Fundamental and The French Cuckolder getting their studio gangster on, pointing guns at somebody dressed as Joey Crawford. This photo came just minutes before Tony Parker no doubt slept with both that man and Tim Duncan's wives. Also take note of TP's eyepatch, courtesy of Chris Brown and Baby Thighs. You know the Bear Jew is going to come down hard on this one.
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Monday, November 26, 2012
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Celtics Sneak By Wizards In OT, KG Offers More Pearls Of Wisdom
The Celtics needed overtime to overcome the mighty Washington Wizards last night at the Garden, but they came away with a win thanks to five straight OT points from Brandon Bass. Rondo finished with 18 and 14 assists, putting him at 28 straight games with at least 10 assists. KG led all scorers with 20, but he almost gave the game away at the end of regulation, picking up a technical with a minute left and playing some shitty defense. After the game, Garnett dropped some knowledge about team chemistry:
Kevin Garnett is a crazy person.
Kevin Garnett is a crazy person.
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Atlantic Division Preview (Wheelchairs and HOVA)
Just a week before the NBA is back in business, so it's time to preview one of the most well-rounded divisions in the L, the Atlantic. There were a lot of offseason moves here, so let's dive right into it.
We begin with the hometown 76ers, who are looking to improve on their surprise run to game 7 of the conference semifinals. Even if DRose and his untimely knee injury helped get them there, they played great basketball and still nearly got past the Celtics to the ECF. With a lot of good basketball to build on, they snuck in and managed to land Andrew Bynum, the best center outside of Dwight Howard, who conveniently switched conferences (If you're about to say something about Brook Lopez, shut up. Just shut up). So the Sixers have the best center in a conference really lacking in big men. That's a huge start. Hopefully his paper maiche knees hold up long enough for him to average 22 and 13. Swaggy P is also in town, so the off-court antics are covered. If Evan Turner and Jrue Holiday make good on the big development we're supposed to see from them, expect the Sixers to fight for the top of the Atlantic Division.
Next stop, Beantown. What more can be said about Boston? The huge storyline for them is Shuttlesworth jumping ship to Miami. Between an apparent beef with Rondo, and the fact that they've tried to trade him for 2 years now, that wasn't that surprising. It's officially Rondo's team, with KG and Pierce serving as the compliments. Bringing in Jason Terry, getting Jeff Green back, Brandon Bass coming into his own, and Avery Bradley back at some point, the C's are a very solid team, and you can't count them out with Doc at the helm. They will most likely be the biggest challengers to Miami for the Eastern crown. Whether they stick to their routine of late of coasting into the playoffs and turning it on is still to be determined. But expect Rondo to play out of his mind, KG to just be completely out of his mind, and Pierce to keep doin his thing.
Further down the Eastern seaboard, we find the now-crowded city of New York. Kudos for the NBA for scheduling them to play their first game head-to-head in the house that HOVA built. The Knicks are the oldest team in NBA history. That is pretty wild. Offseason transactions include bringing back Rasheed Wallace, for whom there is not enough time in the day to talk about, Kurt Thomas, Raymond fatty Felton, and Jason Kidd's drunk ass. That is an unbelievable haul. Melo must be hyped. Oh, and Amare is already out with knee troubles? Looks like another great opportunity for Carmelo to exit the first round of the playoffs with the ball parked firmly in his hands on the wing.
But what of the fancy new Brooklyn Nets? They managed to avoid the complete offseason disaster that would have been losing Deron Williams, and actually managed to go grab Iso Joe Johnson from the ATL. The Gerald Wallace trade was fucking stupid, but that's long done now. Between Williams, Johnson, MarShon Brooks, Kardashian, CJ Watson and Brook Lopez, they have a half-decent team. Not one that's going to remotely challenge for a championship, but one that should be entertaining enough for all the BK hipsters. Expect a hard-fought first-round exit. Anything less and Prokhorov will have them thrown in the gulags. And I don't want to dwell on the subject, but how the fuck is Brook Lopez getting so highly rated? I know Shaq is just trying to be a douche saying he's better than Dwight, which I can respect, but is the league that devoid of centers that this guy is on a max deal?! Brook Lopez! Unbelievable.
Last but not least, the Raptors. Some solid players in the mix with Calderon, DeRozan, Valaciunas, and Lowry, but I don't see them improving too much on last years 0.35 winning percentage, especially with the big steps the rest of the division has made. They won't be Charlotte bad for sure, but definitely in the bottom 5 of the Eastern Conference.
We begin with the hometown 76ers, who are looking to improve on their surprise run to game 7 of the conference semifinals. Even if DRose and his untimely knee injury helped get them there, they played great basketball and still nearly got past the Celtics to the ECF. With a lot of good basketball to build on, they snuck in and managed to land Andrew Bynum, the best center outside of Dwight Howard, who conveniently switched conferences (If you're about to say something about Brook Lopez, shut up. Just shut up). So the Sixers have the best center in a conference really lacking in big men. That's a huge start. Hopefully his paper maiche knees hold up long enough for him to average 22 and 13. Swaggy P is also in town, so the off-court antics are covered. If Evan Turner and Jrue Holiday make good on the big development we're supposed to see from them, expect the Sixers to fight for the top of the Atlantic Division.
Next stop, Beantown. What more can be said about Boston? The huge storyline for them is Shuttlesworth jumping ship to Miami. Between an apparent beef with Rondo, and the fact that they've tried to trade him for 2 years now, that wasn't that surprising. It's officially Rondo's team, with KG and Pierce serving as the compliments. Bringing in Jason Terry, getting Jeff Green back, Brandon Bass coming into his own, and Avery Bradley back at some point, the C's are a very solid team, and you can't count them out with Doc at the helm. They will most likely be the biggest challengers to Miami for the Eastern crown. Whether they stick to their routine of late of coasting into the playoffs and turning it on is still to be determined. But expect Rondo to play out of his mind, KG to just be completely out of his mind, and Pierce to keep doin his thing.
Further down the Eastern seaboard, we find the now-crowded city of New York. Kudos for the NBA for scheduling them to play their first game head-to-head in the house that HOVA built. The Knicks are the oldest team in NBA history. That is pretty wild. Offseason transactions include bringing back Rasheed Wallace, for whom there is not enough time in the day to talk about, Kurt Thomas, Raymond fatty Felton, and Jason Kidd's drunk ass. That is an unbelievable haul. Melo must be hyped. Oh, and Amare is already out with knee troubles? Looks like another great opportunity for Carmelo to exit the first round of the playoffs with the ball parked firmly in his hands on the wing.
But what of the fancy new Brooklyn Nets? They managed to avoid the complete offseason disaster that would have been losing Deron Williams, and actually managed to go grab Iso Joe Johnson from the ATL. The Gerald Wallace trade was fucking stupid, but that's long done now. Between Williams, Johnson, MarShon Brooks, Kardashian, CJ Watson and Brook Lopez, they have a half-decent team. Not one that's going to remotely challenge for a championship, but one that should be entertaining enough for all the BK hipsters. Expect a hard-fought first-round exit. Anything less and Prokhorov will have them thrown in the gulags. And I don't want to dwell on the subject, but how the fuck is Brook Lopez getting so highly rated? I know Shaq is just trying to be a douche saying he's better than Dwight, which I can respect, but is the league that devoid of centers that this guy is on a max deal?! Brook Lopez! Unbelievable.
Last but not least, the Raptors. Some solid players in the mix with Calderon, DeRozan, Valaciunas, and Lowry, but I don't see them improving too much on last years 0.35 winning percentage, especially with the big steps the rest of the division has made. They won't be Charlotte bad for sure, but definitely in the bottom 5 of the Eastern Conference.
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