Secret Agent Zero To Be Stationed In China

In sad news for locker-room gangsters everywhere, sources report that Gilbert Arenas will be playing in China this year. After failing to catch on with the Grizzlies (after getting amnestied by the Magic) last season, Agent Zero will be joining T-Mac, Starbury, and other washed-up NBA players in the Land of Dragons and Emperors. Good luck Gilbert, and try not to poop in anyone's WADEs.

So Long, TMac

Tracy McGrady official retired from the NBA today, and is shipping off to play in Communist China.  Everybody's gotta get paid.  It's a damn shame though.  McGrady could never seemingly get to the level he should have.  Combine lots of back injuries, and his getting paired with  guys with their own injury issues (Ming, Yao), Tracy never quite reached the heights everyone expected.  The days of him playing in Toronto with Vinsanity were awesome though.  Regulars up in the club scene.  Oh well, at least we'll always that dunk contest.