"Got 'Em" with Deandre Jordan

Kisses for the Commish

Check out this great story from everybody's favorite Spurs cuckold. Seems that when Brent Barry wasn't getting Tony Parker's sloppy seconds, he was goofin' on David Stern with noted prankster Tim Duncan. Hilarious.

Secret Agent Zero To Be Stationed In China

In sad news for locker-room gangsters everywhere, sources report that Gilbert Arenas will be playing in China this year. After failing to catch on with the Grizzlies (after getting amnestied by the Magic) last season, Agent Zero will be joining T-Mac, Starbury, and other washed-up NBA players in the Land of Dragons and Emperors. Good luck Gilbert, and try not to poop in anyone's WADEs.