Happy 41st to the most dominant big of my lifetime

9 years the junior of the jovial Sir Charles, and the racist MJ, Kobe's former pimp Shaquille O'Neil turned 41 today.  In his prime, some of which is depicted in the video below, he was the most athletic and dominant big in the game.  He averaged close to 30, 14 and 3 blocks and won 4 Larry O'Brien's.  Sources close to the club report that his most impressive feat during his playing days was piping Kobe's wife.               

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHARLES!

Today, we celebrate the birth of the most celebrated athlete of our time.  He's been overshadowed quite a bit by that racist fashion monger, but nothing can stop Sir Charles.  The Round Mound of Rebound.  The most dominant force to ever step foot in the NBA, Barcelona, some poor Angolan man's ribcage, or your local bar.  Fear him.  Respect him.  And get him a beer and a donut.  We salute you, Chuck, for the constant stream of life-altering material you have given, and will continue to give us.  The VIP is roped off, just for you, whenever you want.