Kent Bazemore sweats Harrison Barnes

Yikes.  Harrison Barnes needs to be in the dunk competition in 2014.  No excuses.  Probably the most exciting dunker in the league this year.  I am officially starting the petition today.  Part of that petition will include Kent Bazemore's attendance to celebrate each one of Barnes' makes.

As soon as David Lee went down the entire NBA community said the Warriors were done... so what did Mark Jackson do?  He started 3, small guards, a small forward and a center and said shoot them out of the building.  The result?  A 131-117 Warriors win and the combo of Curry/Thompson/Jack/Barnes going 40/63 with most of those makes coming on jumpers.  If those guys stay hot, Denver is cooked.

KOBE BEAN

The Lakers seem to finally have some mo and are in contention for a playoff berth out West. Last night they eeeeeked by the Hawks thanks to Kobe's 34, Dwights 15 boards, and Nash's 10 dimes. All kudos goes to Kobe Bean for this silly poster of J Smoove.

Immediate Dunk of the Year Candidate. The Lower Merion standout proving he still got some jump left in those HoF kicks.

Mosgov getting Mosgov'd

USC product DeMar DeRozan took his turn embarrassing tall white European men last night and hit on a repeat offender with apparently no pity. DeRozan has surprisingly benefited from the Raptors acquisition of Rudy Gay, averaging 18.3 points a game since the trade. With opposing teams focusing on stopping Gay, DeRozan has been given more room to do things such as this...

Yikes. Timothy Mosgov has been known to get embarrassed by smaller, more athletic men on the regular. He has built a reputation for being on the wrong end of many posters hanging in bedrooms throughout this great nation. His repetitive play has lead to the term "Mosgov'd"; as in getting viciously dunked on in front of thousands. You can see another perfect example below compliments of Blake Griffin. I suggest Timothy Mosgov find Roy Munson immediately to help deal with the struggles of  your last name becoming an unflattering verb. 

Harrison Barnes officially given VIP status in the club

Last night, Harrison Barnes decided he would no longer just persecute pale skinned European Centers and branched off into the pale skinned, American Center demographic with a dunk that will make Shawn deny that Aaron Gray attended Pitt.

Harrison, this is the club's official announcement that you are now on the V.I.P. list.  Come on in.  It's 18 to party and 21 to drink, but we'll rope off a section for you and Kyrie, fill it up with big booty bitches and let you guys do you.

Harrison Barnes makes his second entry into DOTY

Earlier this year, much to the liking of Kent Bazemore; rookie, Harrison Barnes, showed us his ability to embarrass entire families of European centers when he aggressively threw his nuts into Nikola Pekovic's face.  On Saturday night, Ersan Ilyasova, despite finally having a week where he actually looked like he deserved his ridiculous off-season contract, learned the hard way that Harrison is out to alienate every pale skinned European that stands between him and the rim.  Barnes now has 2 dunks this year that are completely viable DOTY candidates.

DOTY Candidate: Swaggy P

Dunk of the Year Candidate compliments of Swaggy P:

The Liberty Baller raises sky high to posterize Bucks Center Larry Sanders (who currently leads the league in blocks at over 3 per game). Not too shabby for the University of Southern Cal product.