The Revenge of Bogut and Saint Steph's Scoring Spree

Last night the second goofiest big man in the league got his revenge on JaVale from a game one dunk that left JaVale attempting to pull a Ron Ron.  It was hard.  It was loud.  It was proud.

The Warriors now have a commanding, and surprising, 3-1 lead over the Nuggets and the series looks as good as over. Steph Curry was once again miraculous scoring 22 points over a 5 minute 20 second stretch in the 3rd quarter to lock up the 115-101 Warriors' win.  Let's not forget they are doing this without their only All-Star, David Lee.

I know it's early in his career and I know his ankles are made of glass, but watching Steph Curry this season and this postseason makes me fairly certain we are watching someone who will go down as the greatest pure shooter of all time.

Great stuff

"I've had a chance to [review] it, and it was one of my better ones.  The fact that it happened to J.T. made it that much sweeter. Because we all know J.T. and he talks too much sometimes. And I'm glad it happened to him."
                                        -BronBron

RIP JASON TERRY

Real heavy game so far, which BronBron just turntup to a million with the alley-oop.  God damn.  So ridiculous to call a tech there too.

Family Fued

Brook Lopez gained eternal braggin' rights over his brother Robin last night, and luckily for us there is video evidence of the assault.

Gotta think being on the wrong end of a poster must be embarrassing, but to be dunked on by your own brother? Shooooey. Might be time to see a shrink, Rob.

Dime of the Year?

Suns rookie Kendall Marshall dropped a silly dime at the expense the Turkish Hammer.

Best assist of the year? I'd have to say so thus far. Finally a bright spot on the Suns season.

Oh my gawddd

KOBE BEAN

The Lakers seem to finally have some mo and are in contention for a playoff berth out West. Last night they eeeeeked by the Hawks thanks to Kobe's 34, Dwights 15 boards, and Nash's 10 dimes. All kudos goes to Kobe Bean for this silly poster of J Smoove.

Immediate Dunk of the Year Candidate. The Lower Merion standout proving he still got some jump left in those HoF kicks.

Casual Pregame Warmups

Skip to 0:35.  Nothing to see here, just Bron coasting through the layup lines.  I'm pretty sure that's an actual move from NBA Street.  Unreal.

PS - LeBron's PER for the month of February is 37.  37!  Check his shot chart from the last month. 

MKG for Dunk of the Year?

Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, the former Kentucky star, and current Bobcats lousy 1 on 1 player, threw his entry into the ring last night by absolutely destroying up Greg Monroe.  Fun fact: MKG is the youngest player in the L. 

Mosgov getting Mosgov'd

USC product DeMar DeRozan took his turn embarrassing tall white European men last night and hit on a repeat offender with apparently no pity. DeRozan has surprisingly benefited from the Raptors acquisition of Rudy Gay, averaging 18.3 points a game since the trade. With opposing teams focusing on stopping Gay, DeRozan has been given more room to do things such as this...

Yikes. Timothy Mosgov has been known to get embarrassed by smaller, more athletic men on the regular. He has built a reputation for being on the wrong end of many posters hanging in bedrooms throughout this great nation. His repetitive play has lead to the term "Mosgov'd"; as in getting viciously dunked on in front of thousands. You can see another perfect example below compliments of Blake Griffin. I suggest Timothy Mosgov find Roy Munson immediately to help deal with the struggles of  your last name becoming an unflattering verb. 

DeAndre Jordan is a bully

DeAndre Jordan makes his glorious return to the club today by throwing down two man sized dunks (or one dunk and a power layup) on the helpless, Nikola Vucevic.  I almost feel bad for Nikola here.  Not only is he playing on a team that has now lost 11 straight games and has the look of a bad D-League squad, he looks like a 1st grader on the playground trying to defend a freshman in college.  Just putting up no resistance at all.  DeAndre acts like he's not even there.  Poor kid.

Definition of WAKAKAKAKAKA

Pau gets hurt, Dwight Drama, getting some wins yet still sitting 3.5 games out of the 8th seed... Doesn't matter to Kobe.  He got his and then some.  And at 34 years old?  God damn.  And Kris, getting posterized isn't something cool guys do. 

 

 

UPDATE! I just saw Kobe's quote about his dunk:

 

"I think everyone has been drinking the Kobe pass Kool-Aid so they kind of stayed on the perimeter like the Red Sea. I felt a little like Moses."

 

Kobe is such a head case.  I love it.  

Harrison Barnes officially given VIP status in the club

Last night, Harrison Barnes decided he would no longer just persecute pale skinned European Centers and branched off into the pale skinned, American Center demographic with a dunk that will make Shawn deny that Aaron Gray attended Pitt.

Harrison, this is the club's official announcement that you are now on the V.I.P. list.  Come on in.  It's 18 to party and 21 to drink, but we'll rope off a section for you and Kyrie, fill it up with big booty bitches and let you guys do you.

Harrison Barnes makes his second entry into DOTY

Earlier this year, much to the liking of Kent Bazemore; rookie, Harrison Barnes, showed us his ability to embarrass entire families of European centers when he aggressively threw his nuts into Nikola Pekovic's face.  On Saturday night, Ersan Ilyasova, despite finally having a week where he actually looked like he deserved his ridiculous off-season contract, learned the hard way that Harrison is out to alienate every pale skinned European that stands between him and the rim.  Barnes now has 2 dunks this year that are completely viable DOTY candidates.

Throwback Thursday with Chuck

His Airness... no further explanation needed.

Javale gettin his

JaVale Mcgee, single handedly keeping this blog alive.  Crazy decision making, and that celebration...THAT'S SO JAVALE

Lamar Odom smater than Jonas Valanciunas

Let's get this out of the way before I go on.  I'm sure you're looking at this and thinking, "Jesus Christ, man, why don't you suck his dick already?', but if K. Smooth keeps doling out the hits, what's a guy supposed to do?  He's become THE VIP up in da club and club employees have strict instructions to make sure he never even has to SEE the velvet rope.

Last night he was back on his grind and making Khloe Kardashian's husband look like a BITCH.  Lamar Kardashian did not even attempt to challenge K. Smooth in the air.  Probably a smart decision as Smooth has taken no prisoners when attacking the rim in his career.  Although a smart decision, Lamar cowering like that makes me 100% certain that Khloe manhandles him at home.  Poor little guy.

Gotta love the way Smooth blows past Matt Barnes at the top of the key like he's not even there.  Great D from a guy that has made a career out of playing defense.

Your 2013 ROY, Damian Lillard

Damian Lillard is force feeding me my words from my October 8 preview of the Northwest Division in which I idiotically said, "With rookie Damian Lillard out of Weber St. starting at point for the Blazers, expect it to be a long, ugly year."  Though I still stick by my prediction of a 39-43 season for the Blazers (they are 20-21 right now), I could not have been any further off on Damian Lillard.  The kid is averaging 18.3ppg, 3.5 boards, close to 7 assists and a steal per game while playing close to 39 minutes per and shooting 42% from the field and 83% from the line.  Those are Rookie of the Year numbers, period.  It's not even close.  Washington's Bradley Beal has come on lately (because of injuries) but has been wildly inconsistent on the year.  Other candidates are Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, Anthony Davis, Andre Drummond, Harrison Barnes and Dion Waiters but none are even in the same stratosphere as Lillard.

Last night he showed us a shocking example of his athleticism and was kind enough to allow Nene to join him on his next poster.  I know Nene isn't European, but I'm filing this in the same category.  Wow.

Couple MASSIVE throwdowns last night

As reported in da club this week, J-Smoove seems to be on the outs in Atlanta due to a strange practice incident in which Smith intimidated Coach Larry Drew with some of his "physical attributes".  The media has reported potential suitors include the Mavs, Rockets and Grizzlies but sources inside da club peg the Philadelphia 76ers as the dark horse.

Trade rumors aside, J-Smoove made Brook Lopez look silly last night with a throwdown so aggressive that Robin Lopez woke up in a cold sweat.  Lopez was even able to get a shot to Smith's head that only served to anger the beast.

Last night, Serge Ibaka played one of our favorite roles here in da club, the European Center that loves getting facialized.  Vince Carter channeled his Vinsanity days and not only embarassed Ibaka but the entire country of Spain.  Sources at the U.S. Embassy in Madrid have reported that Spain is considering blocking all U.S. tourists for the next year to try to discourage future teabagging incidents.

Cavs highlights!

Ignoring Chuck's laughable claim in the previous post, here's a couple highlights from last night that were overlooked while clamoring about Bron's most recent highlights.  Cleveland Cavaliers, past and present, ran the show last evening.

First, here is Kyrie straight dusting Damian Lillard.  This isn't a crossover, but if it was, he'd get 5/5 Paul Pierces.  Kyrie is so good





But the real highlight of the night is JJ HICKSON DOMINATION!  Alonzo Gee's face afterwards is awesome.  At least he can own up to it.