POPPIN' BOTTLEZ 2NITE!

Ya boi, ya man, ya friend, Da Bostrich just hit the game winning trey in San Antonio!
We gon' tear da club up tonight! Open bar, errrbody gon' be #UPINDACLUB (except for those tired-ass pussies and Pepe Le Parker)! BOSH HIT THE GAME WINNER! POP A MOLLY AND HIT DA CLUB!

Jalen On Da Club

Jalen Rose breaks down a night UPINDACLUB for NBA Stars. Mr. Rose, you are cordially invited to spend the night of your choice in the VIP Room here at Club Bosh.

Kobe Bryant is humble as humble gets

"I'd call up the Buss family and tell them to get that guy off the team." 

Rough day up in da club.  Big fight went down on the dance floor last night so we've been cleaning up glass and dealing with impending lawsuits from money hungry bystanders most of the day.  Nursed our hangovers and kept our eyes on the clock with the idea of a slow night at home waiting for us come 5.  Now the 5 o'clock hour is upon us, the hangover from last night is just about gone and I just got word from Larry that da club has free Budweisers for the first 100 people through the door.  Now all I can think about is that first sip...

Remember...

Be safe out there people or Kevin Garnett will rip your head off and drink your blood.

Kisses for the Commish

Check out this great story from everybody's favorite Spurs cuckold. Seems that when Brent Barry wasn't getting Tony Parker's sloppy seconds, he was goofin' on David Stern with noted prankster Tim Duncan. Hilarious.