Psycho T not happy that Will Bynum punched him in his tummy button

Will Bynum picked up a one game suspension for his "unintentional" punch to the gut of Psycho T during the Pistons' 18 point loss to the Pacers on Saturday.  It infuriates me how stupid professional athletes think the public is.  Between Bynum saying Saturday's punch was intentional and Metta saying THE elbow last year was unintentional, it makes me want to finger a bunch of jalapenos and touch my eyes.

PS After watching the video above and the video I tagged earlier (below), it's safe to say Danny Granger is a bitch, right?  Teammates getting punched and thrown to the floor right in front of him and he's just standing at a safe distance and pointing at the bad guy.  "Daddy, he hit Ty in the tummy!  Put him in time out!"  Bitch.

Metta can't hide Ron Ron forever

Yesterday Metta World Peace returned to the scene of the crime and he couldn't keep Ron Ron down.  With 1:45 to go in the second quarter, Metta and Brandon Knight got tangled up under the basket and Ron Ron came roaring out in a fit of crazy where its pretty obvious that he threw an uppercut at Knight's jaw (:19 second mark in the video below).

Of course, just like the elbow heard round the world, Ron Ron retreated back into the depths of Metta almost immediately and Metta went into damage control mode, trying to justify the 'inadvertent' contact.  My guess is Metta's reputation will proceed him on this one and he'll be logging some 'me' time at the mercy of Dictator Stern.

Don't look now, but the Lakers are winners of 5 out of 6 and playing pretty good basketball.  Kobe wants number 6. 

PS The Kobe to Earl Clark half court inbounds pass at the end of the first half is one of the best passes I've seen this year.

Dwight Howard's poor free throw shooting leads to spike in kitten deaths

Luckily free throws aren't what wins and loses games according to this genius.  Wait... the Lakes lost last night after he missed both these free throws when they were down 92-90?  I'm sure that didn't have any bearing on the outcome of the game.  They lost because of poor defense and poor defense alone.

Every time Dwight Howard misses a free throw, Ron Ron kicks a kitten.  Howard has single-handedly helped control that cat population of Los Angeles. 

Great job, Dwight!

Ron Ron's Dating Tips (Part II)

Metta World Peace once again showing up all the other fellas in da club with his smooth ways.

PS cannot believe that ball found its way into the basket.  Only Metta.

Weekend Jams

Moe Harkless is lucky he didn't get the patented Metta elbow after being on the receiving end of a dunk like that from the artist formally known as Ron Artest.

Ya boi, K. Smoove, with the thunderdunk over the shitty Lopez brother.

Last but certainly not least, Smooth J and Jeremiah got theirs over 14 year old, Gordan Hayward.

Happy 8 Year Annivsersary, Malice at the Palace

No caption necessary...

Thanks, Blackface Logan, for the reminder.

Ron-Ron's Dating Tips

Looks like we may have missed a video during today's recap. Take a look below to see Metta World Peace teach all you fools a thing or two about how to treat a lady: