Dwight Howard's poor free throw shooting leads to spike in kitten deaths

Luckily free throws aren't what wins and loses games according to this genius.  Wait... the Lakes lost last night after he missed both these free throws when they were down 92-90?  I'm sure that didn't have any bearing on the outcome of the game.  They lost because of poor defense and poor defense alone.

Every time Dwight Howard misses a free throw, Ron Ron kicks a kitten.  Howard has single-handedly helped control that cat population of Los Angeles. 

Great job, Dwight!

Nothing to see here!

See!  Kobe and D12 are joking around, and ol Mikey Defense is stuck in the middle!  Fun-loving teammates and coaches, the lot of em!  Nothing wrong with the Lakers, no sir, everyone just move along...

JaVale Teabagging Teammates

JaVale is going to GET HIS no matter who stands in his way and no matter what side they are on.

And a bonus... check out JaVale's Instagram user name.  He posted this picture on Twitter with the caption "I was rocking the kings hat 43 weeks ago!"  Good for you, bigdaddywookie.

This Just In! Pau Gasol is Soft!

Well Kobe is at it again.  In the twilight of his career, he has made it completely obvious that he is going to say whatever he wants, whenever he wants.  After his Lakers lost to the horrendous Orlando Magic last night, 113-103, he said he was going to "kick everybody's ass" if things didn't change.  He also called out everyone's favorite marshmallow, Pau Gasol, saying he needs to toughen up.

When Big Baby Davis is rejecting you at the rim and you're 7 feet tall, I'd say your ass deserves to sit on the end of the bench in the fourth quarter.

Dwight Howard Loses Shooting Contest to Hockey Mascot

I just don't get it.  You make $20 million a year and you can't make a god damn free throw.  It drives me bonkers.  Surprisingly, Howard going 3-12 from the line in LA's loss to the hapless Pacers last night by 2 points was not his worst shooting performance of the day.  No, that was losing a shooting contest (video at bottom of page) to Bailey, the mascot of the LA Kings, a HOCKEY team.  Dude was draining shots with an over-sized lion's head on!  You seriously can't beat a mascot in a shooting contest?  Of course being the huge squid that he is, Howard used the old "I let him win" excuse when asked for reaction by reporters post contest.

Free Throw Shenanigans

Two funny free throw moments from last night... first is 'Sheed doing 'Sheed.  At the :30 mark of the video below you can hear him yelling his catch phrase "Ball don't lie!"

Also, please note Jason Kidd in the background.  His headband looks absolutely ridiculous.  I know he is wearing it like that to cover a gash that required 8 stitches to close, but he looks like a homeless person.  Side note: His kid is uglier than sin.

The next is Dwight Howard being a big fucking dumbass.  Wipe that goofy grin off your face dude, you just air balled the easiest shot in basketball.  I will never understand how professional basketball players cannot make free throws.  Dwight went 7-19 last night from the line.

If I was one of Dwight Howard's teammates and was a lot bigger than I am, I would slap that stupid smile off of his face.  Those 12 misses could've easily cost the Lakers the game.

C'mon Kobe.  Live up to your MO from this year and clown this loser.

Weekend Recap

This one pains me.  Everyone knows my feelings about Iggy and K Smoove.

Thomas Robinson settling in nicely... Looks like Dwight has more to worry about than just his offensive game, Kobe.

Love Jeff Green.  Loved him more when he wore orange and blue, but you can't hate on a guy that comes back from heart surgery (except if it was Ronny Turiaf).  That's what you get when you spell your name, Mychel.

Once again, the Jazz doing everything they can do to prove me wrong.  I don't know why, but I get a real kick out of teams throwing down on "Lob City".