BEHIND DA SCENEZ

Step behind the velvet ropes of the NBA finals locker rooms with Club Bosh. Currently playing on repeat in the Miami Heat locker room:

And the Spurs are playing this, an old favorite:

Spurs Gone Wild!

 

It appears the old man squad down in the Alamo still has some life in them.  Club Bosh reporters in the field captured this picture showing The Big Fundamental and The French Cuckolder getting their studio gangster on, pointing guns at somebody dressed as Joey Crawford.  This photo came just minutes before Tony Parker no doubt slept with both that man and Tim Duncan's wives.  Also take note of TP's eyepatch, courtesy of Chris Brown and Baby Thighs.  You know the Bear Jew is going to come down hard on this one.

Pop "Spur"ns the Heat

Gregg Popovich decided to let Too-Tall Timmy, Manu Ginobli, The Horny Frog, and Danny Green hit da club tonight instead of getting their monkey asses whooped by Bosh Spice & Lebron. David Stern decided to pitch a hissy fit over. Let's see what Stephen A. has to say about it:


Popovich also shut down Craig Sager in the post-game interview. Nothing Pop loves more than clowning on reporters (even Chuck), especially Sager: