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Step behind the velvet ropes of the NBA finals locker rooms with Club Bosh. Currently playing on repeat in the Miami Heat locker room:

And the Spurs are playing this, an old favorite:

Game 7

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What does Game 7 hold? Only the Great and Powerful Bosh knows...

Lebron's Joakim Noah Diss Track

In honor of Lebron beating Joakim Noah once again:

BronBron For the Win

Ignoring the fact that the Heat blew a 20-point lead against the Magic, let's just take a look at LeBron taking the game into his hands and coming through with a sick crossover to lefty layup to keep the win streak alive at 16. 

All You Need to Know

BronBron puts the nail in the coffin of a 16-point comeback over the Knicks in MSG, making it 14 wins on the trot for the defending champs.  James posted a 29-11-7-3 line, with 12 points in the fourth quarter.  Also guarded Melo for the second half, holding him to 8 points on 3-11 shooting, and put up a huge block on Tyson Chandler.  Not much else you can say about the presumptive MVP.   

Miami Heat late to the Harlem Shake craze

Here ya go, Left Coast Pete.

The beginning of this video is definitely the highlight.  Watching Birdman's crazy ass flap his "wings" while coming towards the camera is the definition of comedy.  Of course, Lebron dresses up like a queen, the Boshtrich is curiously wearing a nightgown and D. Wade dressed up like a bear because he is insecure (yes, I am jealous).

As a bonus, check out Mike Miller and Birdman making fools out of themselves trying to rap 'Ice Ice Baby'.

Ho Hum, Just Another Night for Bron

As BronBron led the Heat to their 6th straight win, he coincidentally set an NBA record by scoring 30+ points on 60%+ shooting in his 6th straight game.  He is 60 for his last 80 shot attempts (75%).  Just let that sink in for a bit.  Going to be hard to deny him another MVP if his game stays at this level. 

The Namesake has no self-esteem issues

Despite taking a backseat down in South Beach, seems da club's namesake still has a pretty high opinion of himself.  In an interview with Chris Tomasson on Friday night, when asked if he thought he was a hall of famer, the Boshtrich said:

"Hell, yeah, of course. I've been a Hall of Famer like four years ago," the Miami Heat center told FOX Sports Florida after Friday's 110-88 win over Detroit. "And I say that very serious, though. I've talked about it before with my friends."

Not short on self confidence, but why should he be?  The guy has played 681 games in his career and has averaged close to 20 and 10 a game while adding 2 assists and a block while shooting close to 50% from the field and 80% from the line.  Those stats coupled with the fact that he could very easily end up with 3 rings on his fingers and double digit All-Star appearances make him a Hall of Fame lock in my eyes.

Unfortunately for the Velocibosh, yesterday the Celtic's Jeff Green did not care how Bosh sees his legacy.  Midway through the fourth, Green received the ball at the top of the key, sliced down the lane and elevated, gently touching his dick tip to Bosh Spice's nose en route to a dunk that nearly registered on the Richter scale.  Though he may have lost his dignity, at least he still has da club.

BronBron setting more records

In a blowout of the Warriors, yaboi LeBron became the youngest player in NBA history to reach 20,000 points and also got his 5,000th assist.  Those are both pretty big milestones, so let's get some perspective on this. 

• While the youngest to reach 20k points, he was the 8th-fastest.  However, he is second on the list of games needed to reach 20k points & 5k assists, behind only Oscar Robertson. 
• He is one of only 11 players in the 20k points/5k rebounds/5k assists club.
• Earlier this season, Chris Paul became the youngest, and 5th-fastest to reach 5k assists, needing 510 games.  LeBron took 726.
• With his expanded rebound rate, you can easily see him reaching 20/10/5, which would put him in company with only Kareem, Malone, and Garnett. 
• Since 2007, LeBron has led the league in combined Pts/Asts/Rebs every year except one, in which he came in second to Kevin Love 41.4 to 41.3
• In the win last night, Bron got 25pts/10ast/7reb.  In the last 10 years, he has had 49 games where he reached at least those numbers.  Next on the list?  Kobe with 12
• He is second in the league with 14 20pt/10reb games this year, behind David Lee at 16
• And for a few predictions: If LeBron can average 22pts/5assts per game for the next 10 years, he would finish as the NBAs leading scorer, and 7th all-time on the assists list (being the only forward in the top 25)
• LeBron's career totals will almost certainly flirt with 30k pts/10k reb/10k asts/2k stls/1k blks.  Should he get there, he'd be the only one in da club

You may not like him, but at least appreciate you're watching one of the 5 best players to ever pick up a basketball, possibly even the best. 

(Some stats thanks to ESPN and Chris Palmer)