Playz by da Bay

The Club ain't dead yet, y'all!  Just had to do some quick remodeling.  Here come the Warriors, helping to keep us alive through the doldrums of these meaningless end of season games. 

First, Harrison Barnes takes his and takes Aron Baynes' too (Note the dude at 0:14.  What the fuck was that?):



Then Steph Curry twists Gary Neal into a pretzel EWWW

Griner in the NBA...

As the Mavs most likely lost out on their playoffs hopes last night in a loss to the Lakers, Cuban was busy fielding some draft questions.  Always the firestarter, Cubes went so far as to say he'd draft Baylor women's player Brittney Griner and give her a shot to make the team.  Obviously, this is for a little headline grabbing, as MC is known to do.  He even admits to the big marketing potential of Griner in the summer league, saying "It would, wouldn't it? See how she could do?" Cuban said. "That'd sell out a few games."

So, if it's happens, it's clearly a publicity stunt.  Because I don't think there is anyone in the world who thinks Brittney Griner, for all her NCAA womens hoops domination and 5 career dunks, could play in the NBA.  Not a knock on Griner by any means, but it's just not happening.  6'8 208lbs, playing as a big (wo)man.  Shit, she doesn't weigh that much more than me, a scrawny 6'0 white guy.  Imagine seeing ZBo post her up, LeBron guard her, or Durant driving down the lane towards her for a thunderdunk.  Shit, just imagine anyone in the NBA playing against her compared to the competition she's faced.

 

 

Cubes, do whatever you gotta do to make that money.  But don't expect to see Brittney Griner anywhere close to the NBA.

 

Robot Bosh

Oh that rascal Bosh is up to his old tricks again. Last night after the Heat's 15th straight win, Bosh photobombed a D-Wade interview in what is becoming an all too familiar tradition from the Club's namesake. 

What a friggin' nutjob. Seems like he needs just a bit more attention being option No. 3 in South Beach. 

Good Evenin' Bitches

I would personally like to thank Club Bosh for the opportunity to hate on all you hoes, markass marks, trickass marks, punk bitches, skip skaps, skanks, and scallywags.

Now that the Club has been graced with my presence, I only have a few things to say. First, keep my name outcha mouth. Dont event think about asking bout my kids, it aint yo problem. Finally, anybody know of any Tony Montana type muthafuckas in da club? I'm always lookin to party.

Well if you got the goods .. step over to my table. If you aint got none, feast yo eyes on me embarassin bitches..
 
SHAWN KEMP TOP 10 THROWDOWNS

Welcome the newest member of the VIP

Ladies and gentlemen, big things going on up in Da Club tonight! The man himself, Chris Bosh AKA the bostrich AKA champagne cassanova AKA cocaine biceps AKA random guy, has extended a personal invitation to the mythical creature known as Kemp's Nose Hoes.  You read right.  The line has been skipped, the velvet rope opened, cover unpaid, coat checked...and now a seat in the VIP awaits.  Let's get the party started.  Hit it, KBubz!