Jamal Crawford can dribble better than you

Fresh off being denied the 6th Man of the Year award to JR, Jamal Crawford came out to put on a show against the Grizz.  Absurd handle.  Routinely putting the Grizzlies on skates before raining jumpers, to the tune of 10 straight points in the first half.  Crawford proved there was a reason he was the favorite for this award for a long portion of the season.




His display got overshadowed by CP3s game winning heroics, and rightfully so.  Look at this picture:

 

You should not be making shots, let alone game winning shots, like that.  Should be interesting to see how Memphis responds at home down 0-2.

Playz by da Bay

The Club ain't dead yet, y'all!  Just had to do some quick remodeling.  Here come the Warriors, helping to keep us alive through the doldrums of these meaningless end of season games. 

First, Harrison Barnes takes his and takes Aron Baynes' too (Note the dude at 0:14.  What the fuck was that?):



Then Steph Curry twists Gary Neal into a pretzel EWWW

Oh shit (part 9)

Steph Curry just dusting George Hill on the fast break.  Too bad Hill had to keep clawing at Stephs ankles instead of just letting him nab the layup.  Still a sick move by one of the best young players in the game.  Golden State went on to lose, however.  Ya boi Curry is getting 3/5 Paul Pierces here.

Sad State of Affairs

Allen Iverson has really been having a rough go recently.  First, he gets divorced, where the judge took the oppotunity to remind AI that he is an alcoholic and a terrible parent.  Next up?  His mansion just got foreclosed on.  Also, he has refused to look into the D-League, so his chances at lacing up for an NBA team ever again are pretty much zero.  Just a sad story all around.  Back in the day, there was literally nothing cooler in the world to me than AI.  Really sucks to see him down and out like this.  I'd like to say I see him turning things around, but I can't begin to think of how that will happen.  Hopefully he can swallow some of that pride and get his life together.  We'll always have LA...

Oh shit (part 8)

In the early stages of what would turn into a Heat route of the Reggie Evans-led Brooklyn Nets (0 points, 6 rebounds for the man with the big mouth), Joe Johnson left Bosh tumbling like a drunk idiot into Haslem with a sick crossover. 



Nasty, and he made the shot!  Bosh isn't someone who should be guarding a quick wing player like Iso Joe, but he shouldn't get so embarrassed either.  That looks like what would happen if I were guarding him, not an 8-time All Star.  So let's break this down: Crossover to Bosh tripping over himself, made shot, against an inferior defender for the position, AND the Heat wiped the floor with the Nets (making the bench shit-talking all the better).  Getting 3/5 Paul Pierces here.  Nice work, Joe. 

Oh shit (part 5)

Here we have KD making DeMar DeRozan look all Thunderstruck with the doublecross to crazy finger roll.  Durant has a ridiculous handle for being so tall.  No fall, not really a big play, but the double is awesome and DeRozan isn't chump change.  KD is earning 3/5 Paul Pierces here.

Oh shit (Part 4)

CP3 doin work on Kobe. Giving this one 5/5 Paul Pierces