This is how it feels to watch Steph Curry play on a nightly basis

This is also how it looks to have your mind blown.  Big night in the Association last night.  Steph Curry went for 44 on 18/35 from the field but the Warriors found a way to choke away a 15 point lead and lose on a Manu Ginobili 3 with 1.4 seconds left by a score of 129-127.  After Curry's 22 point 3rd quarter (on 9/12 shooting mind you), Bazemore and the bench boys had seen enough to know their brains were melting which produced the incredible gif below.  Really hope the Warriors can make a series out of this but that is just about as crushing a defeat as you can come across (especially considering Golden State hasn't won in San Antonio since 1997).

 

I'll let Larry and Benny elaborate on what the Queen and her men did last night... 

Jamal Crawford can dribble better than you

Fresh off being denied the 6th Man of the Year award to JR, Jamal Crawford came out to put on a show against the Grizz.  Absurd handle.  Routinely putting the Grizzlies on skates before raining jumpers, to the tune of 10 straight points in the first half.  Crawford proved there was a reason he was the favorite for this award for a long portion of the season.




His display got overshadowed by CP3s game winning heroics, and rightfully so.  Look at this picture:

 

You should not be making shots, let alone game winning shots, like that.  Should be interesting to see how Memphis responds at home down 0-2.

Oh my gawddd

I said god DAMN!


What the fuck!?  That is some Harlem Globetrotters/halftime trampoline mascot shit.  You should not be allowed to do that mid-game.  I don't think it can be Dunk of the Year just because it's not right in somebodys grill, but you will be seeing this for years to come.  Unreal.

PS - Bout time we got to see a new DeAndre Jordan bench reaction shot. 

DeAndre Jordan is a bully

DeAndre Jordan makes his glorious return to the club today by throwing down two man sized dunks (or one dunk and a power layup) on the helpless, Nikola Vucevic.  I almost feel bad for Nikola here.  Not only is he playing on a team that has now lost 11 straight games and has the look of a bad D-League squad, he looks like a 1st grader on the playground trying to defend a freshman in college.  Just putting up no resistance at all.  DeAndre acts like he's not even there.  Poor kid.

Kobe Bryant = Keanu Reeves

Well all my wildest dreams have come true.  Last night, after another virtuoso performance running the point, Kobe referred to himself as Neo.  Its no secret that Keanu Reeves is the greatest American actor of all time, but the fact that his characters are now being referenced in mainstream sports is a dream come true for both of us.

The Lakers have now won three games in a row against formidable competition (Hornets were 8-4 in last 12 before LA, OKC's greatness this season need not be explained and the Jazz were 8-2 in last 10 before LA).  During that stretch, Kobe has averaged just 16.3ppg, down dramatically from the nearly 28ppg he was averaging before this turnaround.  I would argue though that Kobe is making a stronger push for the MVP now than ever before with his increases in rebounds and assists (8.7rpg and 13apg).  He is now RUNNING the Lakers' offense.  He realizes that Nash has nothing and I really mean NOTHING left in the tank and if the Lakers are going to make any noise this year, it is going to be on Kobe and Kobe alone. 

I love that Kobe said if he were a PG he would be the best in the league. Just loves his game so much.  Why would he not though?  Being able to change his game like he is doing, at this point in his career, mid-season is fucking foolish.  He should not be able to do this.  Blows my mind.

If the Lakers can get into the playoffs, they are scaaaaaaaaaaaary.

Kent Bazemore, Celebration Artist Extraordinaire

Seems our boy, DeAndre, has some competition. Bazemore is a rookie out of Old Dominion who has been back and forth from the end of the Warriors' bench to their D-League affiliate, the Santa Cruz Warriors.  Bazemore's NBA claim to fame thus far was a 7 block game in the summer league against the Bulls.  Remember, this guy is a 6'5" SG so 7 blocks is silly.

Good Evenin' Bitches

I would personally like to thank Club Bosh for the opportunity to hate on all you hoes, markass marks, trickass marks, punk bitches, skip skaps, skanks, and scallywags.

Now that the Club has been graced with my presence, I only have a few things to say. First, keep my name outcha mouth. Dont event think about asking bout my kids, it aint yo problem. Finally, anybody know of any Tony Montana type muthafuckas in da club? I'm always lookin to party.

Well if you got the goods .. step over to my table. If you aint got none, feast yo eyes on me embarassin bitches..
 
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The Exorcism of DeAndre Jordan

This is a video from last season that I never saw.  Not sure how the hell I missed it...  DeAndre Jordan is releasing weekly hits at this point.  Really lives by the constant content credo. 

He looks just like the NBA stars in that one movie with Michael Jordan, Bill Murray and Bugs Bunny when they lose their talent.  Not sure why the Monstars would pick DeAndre Jordan though...