Stars on Stars with Stephon Marbury - Kobe Bryant

Stars On Stars - KB24 (p1)

Laker Reel | Myspace Video
Stars on Stars - KB24 (p2)

Laker Reel | Myspace Video
Stars On Stars - KB24 (p3)

Laker Reel | Myspace Video
Stars On Stars - KB24 (p4)

Laker Reel | Myspace Video

BronBron goin off

First, let's start with those highlights from yesterdays matchup against the Lakers.  Tight game up until the 4th quarter, where LA started turning the ball over, Miami got running, and Bron put up a couple ridiculous dunks.  Just completely ran away with the game.  That finishes a week that saw Miami handily beat Houston, the Clippers and Lakers in succession.  At 8-2 in their past 10, on a 5 game streak, Miami is starting to round into form coming up on the All Star break.  The biggest reason for that?  Yup, LeBron.

As has been widely reported, in his last 5 games he's averaging 31 points, 7 rebounds, 6 assists, 1.5 steals, while shooting 71% from the field, and 77% from three.  Those are video game numbers.  At least 30ppg on 60% shooting for 5 games has happened two other times in NBA history, and not for 30 years.  It's almost impossible to be playing better basketball than that.  The game against OKC on Thursday should be great. 

Also, this is awesome:

Oooooh Child

The Heat came to LA and took down the Lakers, who played a surprisingly tough game.  Obviously this season, beating the Lakers in LA isn't as glamorous as it usually is, but they came out with something to prove and still couldn't get it done.  Because of LeBron.  There's a lot of highlights to go with his 39/8/7/3, but nothing is better than this pass.  Splitting 3 defenders (and Kobe, bringing up the rear.  Nice D!) for a very fashionable dunk.  Unreal vision

This Just In! Pau Gasol is Soft!

Well Kobe is at it again.  In the twilight of his career, he has made it completely obvious that he is going to say whatever he wants, whenever he wants.  After his Lakers lost to the horrendous Orlando Magic last night, 113-103, he said he was going to "kick everybody's ass" if things didn't change.  He also called out everyone's favorite marshmallow, Pau Gasol, saying he needs to toughen up.

When Big Baby Davis is rejecting you at the rim and you're 7 feet tall, I'd say your ass deserves to sit on the end of the bench in the fourth quarter.

Free Throw Shenanigans

Two funny free throw moments from last night... first is 'Sheed doing 'Sheed.  At the :30 mark of the video below you can hear him yelling his catch phrase "Ball don't lie!"

Also, please note Jason Kidd in the background.  His headband looks absolutely ridiculous.  I know he is wearing it like that to cover a gash that required 8 stitches to close, but he looks like a homeless person.  Side note: His kid is uglier than sin.

The next is Dwight Howard being a big fucking dumbass.  Wipe that goofy grin off your face dude, you just air balled the easiest shot in basketball.  I will never understand how professional basketball players cannot make free throws.  Dwight went 7-19 last night from the line.

If I was one of Dwight Howard's teammates and was a lot bigger than I am, I would slap that stupid smile off of his face.  Those 12 misses could've easily cost the Lakers the game.

C'mon Kobe.  Live up to your MO from this year and clown this loser.

Adios, Mike Brown

Kobe once again proving he will go down as a better all time player/bastard than Lebron.  Lebron tried to get Mike Brown fired after the 2009 season.  He couldn't, so he left instead.  Leaving LA never crossed Kobe's mind (the white girls there are ready and willing) so Kobe got Mike Brown fired after just 5 games (!!!).  The last place Lakers (1-4) are rumored to be interested in bringing back the Zen Master or going with Brian Shaw (Bryant's choice when Mike Brown was hired but Jim Buss ignored the request so I doubt he will go back to him now, remember, GM's are the smartest guys in the room).

Here's Kobe's fake-ass reaction.