The beginning of this video is definitely the highlight. Watching Birdman's crazyass flap his "wings" while coming towards the camera is the definition of comedy. Of course, Lebron dresses up like a queen, the Boshtrich is curiously wearing a nightgown and D. Wade dressed up like a bear because he is insecure (yes, I am jealous).
As a bonus, check out Mike Miller and Birdman making fools out of themselves trying to rap 'Ice Ice Baby'.
In what may be a sign that the end of the world is imminent, I agree with LeBron James' assessment of D. Wade's new, self-proclaimed nickname, WOW, which stands for 'Way of Wade'. James said in reference to the nickname and slogan for the fashionista's Li-Ning shoes, "I think it's corny."
Hopefully this is the first and last time I agree with a LeBron statement because I much prefer hating him to liking him.
D. Wade is a pro at being a dicksack and he has stayed the course with this move. Nothing, not even LeBron James' hairline, is worse than someone who anoints their own nickname.
Midway through the 3rd quarter of an eventual win over Jeremiah and the Rockets, a jump ball in Rockets territory led to this absurd full-court alley oop.
Hell of a play. Bron takes off immediately, Wade sees it and one-hands a full-court dime right into Bron's hands, who finishes with as smooth of a layup as you will see. That coordination is mind blowing.
The Heat came to LA and took down the Lakers, who played a surprisingly tough game. Obviously this season, beating the Lakers in LA isn't as glamorous as it usually is, but they came out with something to prove and still couldn't get it done. Because of LeBron. There's a lot of highlights to go with his 39/8/7/3, but nothing is better than this pass. Splitting 3 defenders (and Kobe, bringing up the rear. Nice D!) for a very fashionable dunk. Unreal vision
He's gotta. Only explanation for the ridiculous statement below. I will be the first to tell you how bad I think Dwyane Wade is as a person and as a basketball player, but saying you're a better player than Dwyane Wade in a year when you are shooting just over 40% from the field and 26% from 3 while turning the ball over 3 times a game is not a good look. Couple that with the exact reasons that Ellis lays out below and you tell me who you'd rather have... a douche who has proven he can win in the league or a douche that has never made the playoffs.
Awesome third person referral at the end of the video, too. Damnit, Monta, you're doing it again!
Keith Bogans of the Brooklyn Nets couldn't let Rondo have all the fun. Here he is trying to decapitate Rajon's teammate, Leandro Barbosa, similarly to Rondo's attempt on D. Wade earlier in the year. Difference here is Leandro did not start crying as soon as he was fouled.
The NBA season tipped off last night with the Heat beating the Celtics and the Mavs surprising the Lakers. Oh and Uncle Drew put up 29 to go with the Brazilian Rodman's 23 boards to lead the Cavs over the injury riddled Wizards.
First observation is the Lakers' bench is atrocious. They kind of remind me of Miami of 2010. If Nash, Gasol, Bryant and Howard don't pour in 20ppg each, the Lakers have little chance of winning. Nash struggled last night finishing with only 7 points and 4 assists, and generally looked out of sorts the entire game. Kobe looked hampered by his strained foot, lacking the explosiveness that we have come to expect from him, but The Black Mamba shot an incredibly efficient 11/14 to end with 22 points. Gasol and Howard both looked good putting up around 20 and 10, but Howard's free throw shooting was again a huge factor. He went 3/14 from the line missing several clutch freebies. If he can't improve his free throw shooting, there is no way you can have him on the floor in the clutch and he will always be the second best big in the league.
Second observation: D. Wade and Rondo should kick box. It all started in the 2011 playoffs when the fashionista known as D. Wade intentionally tackled Rondo to the floor dislocating his elbow in the process.
Seems Rondo didn't forget the pain associated with a dislocated joint and last night he went for the kill towards the end of the Celtics 120-107 loss in Miami.
This rivalry is getting to be all kinds of hot. Wade called the foul a "punk play" after the game and said he almost threw the ball at Rondo, but got scared Rondo would try to fight him and did not want to risk a broken nail. These teams both looked great last night and barring the Fountain of Youth being discovered in Grand Central, these teams will be your Eastern Conference Finals representatives.
Throw out your Shaqs and your Starburys, there's a new player in the Chinese shoe game!
Exciting news was announced for Dwayne Wade, fashion icon and noted veteran of the Club Bosh VIP room: Wade will be launching a new brand called WADE, in association with Li-Ning, a Chinese manufacturer. Wade will be parting ways with the Jordan brand, who has its own fashionista in charge.
Word on the street is that the first line will include a clear toebox so that the wearer can show off their pedicure. Be sure to get yours today so that you can be wearing the hottest fashions when you hit South Beach this year.
