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Racist, Fascist, Marxist, Michael Jordan turns 50

50 years old, huh, MJ?  Just to keep you humble, not everything you touch turns to gold, even though you still make $80 million a year and are good enough to make a comeback whenever you please.

MJ could still average double figures at age 50?

Well, it's Michael Jordan's 50th Birthday week and da club is going to be working overtime to pay that racist fuck some tribute.  On Friday night, after the Lakers squeaked out a win in Charlotte, Antwan Jamison told reporters that MJ, who turns 50 on Sunday, could still average 10-11 points off the bench while playing about 15-20 minutes per.  The guy was unreal, but playing at 50 in a young man's game?  That's crazy, right?  I don't think so.  Check out Michael's top 10 below.  A dude with moves like that just doesn't lose everything over night.  In his 15th and final season in the L, he still was averaging 20ppg at age 40.  There are still rumors out of Charlotte, that he laces them up every once in a while and still can't be beaten in a game of one-on-one with active Bobcats' players (I know, that doesn't say much).  Anyway, point is, I don't disagree with Jamison and if anyone is arrogant enough to try a comeback at age 50, MJ's the guy.

Throwback Thursday with Chuck

His Airness... no further explanation needed.

Steph Curry Giving Uncle Drew a Run for his Money

Love when Steph Curry is healthy.  He has a sticky handle and a smooth jumper.  Makes me wet.

This video also is a perfect instructional tool on what not to do on the defensive end of the floor.  Thanks, MJ, for letting the fellas put this together for us.

Passion For Fashion: MJ Likes His Cargos

Michael Jordan, star of the silver screen, has reportedly been banned from a golf course in Miami Beach for fashion reasons. Like you, my first thought was that D. Wade had him kicked out for wearing Jordans instead of Wades, but this was not the case. Instead, MJ was wearing one of the most functional clothing items of all time, cargo pants. Apparently this was unacceptable at the course, and even after being asked to change, Jordan refused and finished his round (I can only imagine how awesome that conversation was). While he will not be invited back to La Gorce Country Club, he will certainly be welcome up in da club everywhere else in South Beach. But seriously, La Gorce, I think we can all agree that it definitely could have been worse:

Michael Jordan Was A Racist

Sir Charles recently sat down with WIP in Philly. As everyone should be aware, Chuck has some of the most hilarious stories of all time. This time, he discussed Michael Jordan's thoughts on NBA defense:

"I gotta tell you this funny Michael Jordan story," Barkley starts off. "We're playing the Bulls for the championship and we come out of a timeout. Micheal's BS'ing and BS'ing, I don't even know what he's talking about. He's like, 'Man, this is bull. This is bull!'"

"Man, you guys got a white guy guarding me!"

"I said, 'dude what are you talking about,'" Barkley said.

"It's disrespectful," Jordan apparently responded.

Maybe there was some meaning behind that mustache after all.

Source: Blackface Logan