Showing posts with label white men can't jump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label white men can't jump. Show all posts

Thursday, March 7, 2013

I said god DAMN!




What the fuck!?  That is some Harlem Globetrotters/halftime trampoline mascot shit.  You should not be allowed to do that mid-game.  I don't think it can be Dunk of the Year just because it's not right in somebodys grill, but you will be seeing this for years to come.  Unreal.



PS - Bout time we got to see a new DeAndre Jordan bench reaction shot. 

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

White Men Can Jump. Sort of.


This dunk last night was tipped off by Left Coast Pete, who accurately described it as "the Slowest Dunk in Basketball History". Former Pitt Panther Aaron Gray took advantage to a rare chance to start by throwing down like a boss. Makes you wonder what kind of talent the Raptors are hiding on their bench.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Minnesota's Last Hope: Ricky Rubio

With Kevin Love out 6-8 weeks, there isn't much sunshine on the horizon for the Minnesota Timberwolves.  During OKC's 106-84 demolition of the 'Wolves last night, there was one, fleeting bright spot, a between the legs pass from Ricky Rubio between 2 Thunder defenders to Lou Amundson.  Unfortunately, the bright spot went dark as soon as the ball hit Lou's hands.  The resulting shot attempt was one of the ugliest layup (hook shot?) attempts I have ever seen.  If only that pass was to Milk Chocolate...


Monday, October 22, 2012

Michael Jordan Was A Racist

Sir Charles recently sat down with WIP in Philly. As everyone should be aware, Chuck has some of the most hilarious stories of all time. This time, he discussed Michael Jordan's thoughts on NBA defense:

"I gotta tell you this funny Michael Jordan story," Barkley starts off. "We're playing the Bulls for the championship and we come out of a timeout. Micheal's BS'ing and BS'ing, I don't even know what he's talking about. He's like, 'Man, this is bull. This is bull!'"

"Man, you guys got a white guy guarding me!"

"I said, 'dude what are you talking about,'" Barkley said.

"It's disrespectful," Jordan apparently responded.

Maybe there was some meaning behind that mustache after all.

Source: Blackface Logan