BREAKING NEWS: Mr. T suing Russ Russ for allegedly stealing "look"

Sources inside the OKC locker room are reporting heavy tension between OKC's two stars due to an unneeded distraction caused by Russ Russ's fashion statement following last night's 120-91 piping of former teammates Smooth J and Jeremiah.

Donning a stylish turtleneck/cut off sweater combo, some clear framed and of course lens-less glasses and a thick gold chain, Russ Russ took the podium last night to discuss his near triple-double (19-8-10) while debuting what we can all expect when it comes to his playoff fashion for 2013.

 

The whole look appeared to pay homage to Mr. T, but when reached for comment, Mr. T only had this to say, "I have spoken to Kevin about [Russell's fashion] and it will not happen again."


After further investigative reporting by the team here at Club Bosh, we have confirmed that K Smooth and Mr. T have a close relationship and Russ Russ did not reach out to Mr. T for permission prior to taking to the presser sporting his patented look.  Sources have confirmed that even before Russ Russ emerged from the locker room, K Smooth requested that he change his outfit for fear of conflict with Mr. T, but Russ Russ refused.

Story developing...

(UPDATE: Sources close to the Club have also confirmed that the "friend" who suggested K Smooth's "kill 'em and pray for 'em" gesture was actually Mr. T.  Club Bosh doing ya once again.)

THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE

Seriously.

Awesome Club Fashion

Mike Woodson gets it.  Also, I will be needing one of those shirts, preferably in a smaller size than the XXXXL Mike is rocking here. 

Couple MASSIVE throwdowns last night

As reported in da club this week, J-Smoove seems to be on the outs in Atlanta due to a strange practice incident in which Smith intimidated Coach Larry Drew with some of his "physical attributes".  The media has reported potential suitors include the Mavs, Rockets and Grizzlies but sources inside da club peg the Philadelphia 76ers as the dark horse.

Trade rumors aside, J-Smoove made Brook Lopez look silly last night with a throwdown so aggressive that Robin Lopez woke up in a cold sweat.  Lopez was even able to get a shot to Smith's head that only served to anger the beast.

Last night, Serge Ibaka played one of our favorite roles here in da club, the European Center that loves getting facialized.  Vince Carter channeled his Vinsanity days and not only embarassed Ibaka but the entire country of Spain.  Sources at the U.S. Embassy in Madrid have reported that Spain is considering blocking all U.S. tourists for the next year to try to discourage future teabagging incidents.

JaVale Being JaVale

Huh?

If you didn't know already, JaVale McGee only tweets in RTs and always in all caps.  According to The Score, when asked why, bigdaddywookie said, “I consider myself a trend-setter, so a long time ago I decided, I think it was like a couple months, four months ago, I decided I won’t tweet again, so all I’ll do is retweet. So I technically don’t tweet, I just retweet.”

WHAT?

Trying to understand JaVale is like my 92 year old grandma trying to understand how I can pull up my bank account on my phone.  No hope.  Maybe that's what he's going for? 

JaVale McGee, an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in a question wrapped in those stupid, lenseless glasses all the guys are wearing these days.

Kevin Garnett's Weekend Advice

I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to go drink 15 ginskeys and start a bar fight.

Passion For Fashion: MJ Likes His Cargos

Michael Jordan, star of the silver screen, has reportedly been banned from a golf course in Miami Beach for fashion reasons. Like you, my first thought was that D. Wade had him kicked out for wearing Jordans instead of Wades, but this was not the case. Instead, MJ was wearing one of the most functional clothing items of all time, cargo pants. Apparently this was unacceptable at the course, and even after being asked to change, Jordan refused and finished his round (I can only imagine how awesome that conversation was). While he will not be invited back to La Gorce Country Club, he will certainly be welcome up in da club everywhere else in South Beach. But seriously, La Gorce, I think we can all agree that it definitely could have been worse:

KG On Fashion

BREAKING FASHION NEWS!!!

Throw out your Shaqs and your Starburys, there's a new player in the Chinese shoe game!

Exciting news was announced for Dwayne Wade, fashion icon and noted veteran of the Club Bosh VIP room: Wade will be launching a new brand called WADE, in association with Li-Ning, a Chinese manufacturer. Wade will be parting ways with the Jordan brand, who has its own fashionista in charge.

Word on the street is that the first line will include a clear toebox so that the wearer can show off their pedicure. Be sure to get yours today so that you can be wearing the hottest fashions when you hit South Beach this year.