ESPN has impeccable design sensibility

Only reason ESPN did this was so all the pictures would match and everything would be symmetrical.  This IS NOT the way the actual MVP voting is going to go.

Credit: New Beantown Butt Boy

The King dunks on The Queen

Club Bosh was in South Philly last night to see the Heat extend their winning streak to 20.  The Sixers put up a valiant effort but were derailed by a missed layup by Big Spence with 24 seconds left down 94-91.  I told myself I would not go on another Spencer Hawes rant so all I'm going to say is I could have made that layup and I am one of the 3 worst basketball players on the planet.

All was not lost though, as our king, Jrue Holiday had an epic dunk on the Queen to tie the game at 91 with about 1:20 left.  During the ensuing time out, the Queen was seen making Chalmers wipe Jrue's spunk off his face.

I picked an awesome season to buy Sixers season tickets.  24-40 and most times I'd rather be relieving the toilet scene from Arachnophobia.

Spencer Hawes Rejects Lebron

Holy Shit!  The South Beach Club Crew would go on to get the win, throwing a little salt into the gaping axe wound that has been the Sixers' 2012-13 campaign (this loss put them at 22-31).  Lebron recovered from the smackdown issed by Spence to post a vanity triple double, saying "I wasn't going to let this one slip away. I've had too many games where I was one assist, one rebound away. I wasn't coming out." Unconfirmed reports state that Bynum and the Bostrich went bowling after the game.