Showing posts with label bronbron let wade go shopping after the game. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bronbron let wade go shopping after the game. Show all posts

Monday, April 1, 2013

POPPIN' BOTTLEZ 2NITE!

Ya boi, ya man, ya friend, Da Bostrich just hit the game winning trey in San Antonio!
We gon' tear da club up tonight! Open bar, errrbody gon' be #UPINDACLUB (except for those tired-ass pussies and Pepe Le Parker)! BOSH HIT THE GAME WINNER! POP A MOLLY AND HIT DA CLUB!

Thursday, March 14, 2013

The King dunks on The Queen

Club Bosh was in South Philly last night to see the Heat extend their winning streak to 20.  The Sixers put up a valiant effort but were derailed by a missed layup by Big Spence with 24 seconds left down 94-91.  I told myself I would not go on another Spencer Hawes rant so all I'm going to say is I could have made that layup and I am one of the 3 worst basketball players on the planet.

All was not lost though, as our king, Jrue Holiday had an epic dunk on the Queen to tie the game at 91 with about 1:20 left.  During the ensuing time out, the Queen was seen making Chalmers wipe Jrue's spunk off his face.


I picked an awesome season to buy Sixers season tickets.  24-40 and most times I'd rather be relieving the toilet scene from Arachnophobia.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Breaking News: I agree with LeBron James

In what may be a sign that the end of the world is imminent, I agree with LeBron James' assessment of D. Wade's new, self-proclaimed nickname, WOW, which stands for 'Way of Wade'.  James said in reference to the nickname and slogan for the fashionista's Li-Ning shoes, "I think it's corny."

Hopefully this is the first and last time I agree with a LeBron statement because I much prefer hating him to liking him.

D. Wade is a pro at being a dick sack and he has stayed the course with this move.  Nothing, not even LeBron James' hairline, is worse than someone who anoints their own nickname.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Touchdown!

Midway through the 3rd quarter of an eventual win over Jeremiah and the Rockets, a jump ball in Rockets territory led to this absurd full-court alley oop. 



Hell of a play.  Bron takes off immediately, Wade sees it and one-hands a full-court dime right into Bron's hands, who finishes with as smooth of a layup as you will see.  That coordination is mind blowing.