Ricky Rubio Monster Triple Double

Club VIP, Ricky the Kid, was up to his old tricks last night as he lead the depleted Wolves to a 103-87 surprise win over the Spurs.  Ricky finished up with a 21 point, 13 board, 12 assist triple double to go along with one sweet highlight layup.  Can't help but think "what could have been" when you look at the Wolves 2013 campaign. 

Hopefully Milk Chocolate lays off the volleyball hoes this offseason and focuses on getting ready for next year.

Do You, Javale!

Everyone's favorite Segway enthusiast ruthlessly bitching up Anthony Tolliver

Minnesota's Last Hope: Ricky Rubio

With Kevin Love out 6-8 weeks, there isn't much sunshine on the horizon for the Minnesota Timberwolves.  During OKC's 106-84 demolition of the 'Wolves last night, there was one, fleeting bright spot, a between the legs pass from Ricky Rubio between 2 Thunder defenders to Lou Amundson.  Unfortunately, the bright spot went dark as soon as the ball hit Lou's hands.  The resulting shot attempt was one of the ugliest layup (hook shot?) attempts I have ever seen.  If only that pass was to Milk Chocolate...

Uncle Drew, K. Smooth and CP3

Some highlights from the last few days. 

First off is Uncle Drew's ridiculous elbow fade away with 1 second left to bury the Bobcats on Friday night.  I think sometimes people forget this guy is only 20 years old.  Can't even enjoy a legal shot of Cuervo with his buddy, Milk Chocolate.  Unbelievable upside.

Also on Friday night, K. Smooth baptized the softest marshmallow in the league, Spencer Hawes. I will never understand how 7 footers can look themselves in the mirror when they get dunked on like this.  Not only did you let K. Smooth tap his nut sack on your forehead, you fouled him.  If you are going to foul him, at least stop him from abusing you.  Spencer Hawes, a waste of 7 feet.

Last but not least, the Clippers figure if it ain't broke, don't fix it and go for back-to-back-to-back CP3 to DeAndre Jordan alley oops.  For a reason unknown to me, I hate CP3 with the fire of 1,000 suns, but god dammit he is good.

Quentin Tarantino, Martin Scorsese, Oliver Stone... Kevin Love?

Writer, Directer, Star... Kevin Love.  Milk Chocolate will be performing in da club every Thursday and Friday until Christmas.  Bring your honeys on this side of the velvet rope and let K Bubz and his smooth jazz loosen them up.

 I can't put my finger on why I think this is so funny, but it is the best thing I've seen in at least 9 days.

JJ Barea blowing kisses literally made me fall out of my chair. 

PS Nikola Pekovic has some weird neck flexing going on.

Speaking of Acting...

The new Kyrie Irving Uncle Drew commercial is awesome. Kevin Love up in the mix!




Here's an interview Uncle Drew did with everyone's favorite idiot, Stephen A. Smith.



And here's the original Uncle Drew commercial for anyone who missed it last year:

K-Love Breaks His Paw!

Kevin Love, aka Birdweiser the Second Coming, aka Big Love, aka White Chocolate, broke his hand in a workout today. Here's hoping to a speedy recovery, although this guy knows what to do with his down time.