Miami Heat late to the Harlem Shake craze

Here ya go, Left Coast Pete.

The beginning of this video is definitely the highlight.  Watching Birdman's crazy ass flap his "wings" while coming towards the camera is the definition of comedy.  Of course, Lebron dresses up like a queen, the Boshtrich is curiously wearing a nightgown and D. Wade dressed up like a bear because he is insecure (yes, I am jealous).

As a bonus, check out Mike Miller and Birdman making fools out of themselves trying to rap 'Ice Ice Baby'.

Matt Barnes' is a pansy

Matt Barnes better realize that my boy, Stiemsma, would break his frail, wannabe gangsta ass in half.  No reason for this unprovoked attack on the boy from Wisconsin.  He was setting a screen, Barnes, relax.  He wasn't trying to shank you or steal your wallet.  It's part of basketball.  You know?  The game you've been playing all your life?  Maybe you didn't notice while you were amassing that awful collection of tattoos or maybe you're confused that you're not playing in the prison yard anymore.  Either way, chill, dawg, chill.

No Melo? No Problem. Knicks have JR Smith.

With Carmelo Anthony out unexpectedly with a hyperextended left knee, the man with one of the more impressive set of tattoos in the league knew what he had to do... J.R. Smith took out Goran Dragic, the Suns' best player, on a dirty "accidental" foul then went ahead and tied and won the game in the last 11 seconds with two shots that would make Nick Young proud.