Passion For Fashion: MJ Likes His Cargos

Michael Jordan, star of the silver screen, has reportedly been banned from a golf course in Miami Beach for fashion reasons. Like you, my first thought was that D. Wade had him kicked out for wearing Jordans instead of Wades, but this was not the case. Instead, MJ was wearing one of the most functional clothing items of all time, cargo pants. Apparently this was unacceptable at the course, and even after being asked to change, Jordan refused and finished his round (I can only imagine how awesome that conversation was). While he will not be invited back to La Gorce Country Club, he will certainly be welcome up in da club everywhere else in South Beach. But seriously, La Gorce, I think we can all agree that it definitely could have been worse:

The Exorcism of DeAndre Jordan

This is a video from last season that I never saw.  Not sure how the hell I missed it...  DeAndre Jordan is releasing weekly hits at this point.  Really lives by the constant content credo. 

He looks just like the NBA stars in that one movie with Michael Jordan, Bill Murray and Bugs Bunny when they lose their talent.  Not sure why the Monstars would pick DeAndre Jordan though...