Matt Barnes' is a pansy

Matt Barnes better realize that my boy, Stiemsma, would break his frail, wannabe gangsta ass in half.  No reason for this unprovoked attack on the boy from Wisconsin.  He was setting a screen, Barnes, relax.  He wasn't trying to shank you or steal your wallet.  It's part of basketball.  You know?  The game you've been playing all your life?  Maybe you didn't notice while you were amassing that awful collection of tattoos or maybe you're confused that you're not playing in the prison yard anymore.  Either way, chill, dawg, chill.

Scalabrine: Benchwarmer, Philosopher

Scal just laying it out in layman's terms.  Brian Scalabrine made a career for himself by sitting on the end of the bench and dancing.  Blows my mind.

I need The White Mamba and The Custodian to play one-on-one.  Like I NEEEEEEED it.  There is literally nothing that I can think of that I wouldn't do to see those two men go at each other.  Need to make this happen...