Kobe Bryant is humble as humble gets

"I'd call up the Buss family and tell them to get that guy off the team." 

Rough day up in da club.  Big fight went down on the dance floor last night so we've been cleaning up glass and dealing with impending lawsuits from money hungry bystanders most of the day.  Nursed our hangovers and kept our eyes on the clock with the idea of a slow night at home waiting for us come 5.  Now the 5 o'clock hour is upon us, the hangover from last night is just about gone and I just got word from Larry that da club has free Budweisers for the first 100 people through the door.  Now all I can think about is that first sip...

Remember...

Be safe out there people or Kevin Garnett will rip your head off and drink your blood.

Steve Novak Shit Talking? What?

This is actually pretty hilarious.  After the Knicks' 108-101 loss to the Bulls at MSG on Saturday, Powder took exception to Nate Robinson imitating his discount double check celebration.  Love feuds between guys who spend a majority of their time on bench.  In this game they played a combined 26 minutes.

Kevin Garnett's Weekend Advice

I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to go drink 15 ginskeys and start a bar fight.

KG On Fashion

Celtics Sneak By Wizards In OT, KG Offers More Pearls Of Wisdom

The Celtics needed overtime to overcome the mighty Washington Wizards last night at the Garden, but they came away with a win thanks to five straight OT points from Brandon Bass. Rondo finished with 18 and 14 assists, putting him at 28 straight games with at least 10 assists. KG led all scorers with 20, but he almost gave the game away at the end of regulation, picking up a technical with a minute left and playing some shitty defense. After the game, Garnett dropped some knowledge about team chemistry:

Kevin Garnett is a crazy person.