Good Evenin' Bitches

I would personally like to thank Club Bosh for the opportunity to hate on all you hoes, markass marks, trickass marks, punk bitches, skip skaps, skanks, and scallywags.

Now that the Club has been graced with my presence, I only have a few things to say. First, keep my name outcha mouth. Dont event think about asking bout my kids, it aint yo problem. Finally, anybody know of any Tony Montana type muthafuckas in da club? I'm always lookin to party.

Well if you got the goods .. step over to my table. If you aint got none, feast yo eyes on me embarassin bitches..
 
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Welcome the newest member of the VIP

Ladies and gentlemen, big things going on up in Da Club tonight! The man himself, Chris Bosh AKA the bostrich AKA champagne cassanova AKA cocaine biceps AKA random guy, has extended a personal invitation to the mythical creature known as Kemp's Nose Hoes.  You read right.  The line has been skipped, the velvet rope opened, cover unpaid, coat checked...and now a seat in the VIP awaits.  Let's get the party started.  Hit it, KBubz!