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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHARLES!

Today, we celebrate the birth of the most celebrated athlete of our time.  He's been overshadowed quite a bit by that racist fashion monger, but nothing can stop Sir Charles.  The Round Mound of Rebound.  The most dominant force to ever step foot in the NBA, Barcelona, some poor Angolan man's ribcage, or your local bar.  Fear him.  Respect him.  And get him a beer and a donut.  We salute you, Chuck, for the constant stream of life-altering material you have given, and will continue to give us.  The VIP is roped off, just for you, whenever you want. 

 
 
 
 

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

JaVale Doin JaVale

Here's a classic JaVale GIF of him celebrating his first career three pointer yesterday against the Clippers in Denver's 92-78 win.  The win snapped the Clippers' ridiculous 17 game win streak.


The hits just keep on coming.  While we're on the subject of JaVale, I'd be remiss not to mention the classic retweet he gave a Twitter user on Christmas Eve.