HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHARLES!

Today, we celebrate the birth of the most celebrated athlete of our time.  He's been overshadowed quite a bit by that racist fashion monger, but nothing can stop Sir Charles.  The Round Mound of Rebound.  The most dominant force to ever step foot in the NBA, Barcelona, some poor Angolan man's ribcage, or your local bar.  Fear him.  Respect him.  And get him a beer and a donut.  We salute you, Chuck, for the constant stream of life-altering material you have given, and will continue to give us.  The VIP is roped off, just for you, whenever you want.