LeBron embarrassed by Kobe, disappears in 4th circa 2011

LeBron was back to his old self last night, withering in the 4th quarter of the All-Star game and allowing the West to claim a 143-138 victory.  Kobe punctuated LeBron's implosion with 2 blocks that broke LeBron's will and officially compromised the Heat's quest to repeat. 

These 2 blocks will have a lasting effect on LeBron's frail psyche.  Don't forget, You heard it from sources up in da club first.

John Wall gives Melo what he had coming to him

The Knicks were winners of 5 straight heading into Washington last night and feeling good about their chances against one of the worst teams in the league.  That quickly changed when John Wall, who apparently is no longer fat as fuck, stuffed Carmelo Anthony's layup attempt then went coast to coast to cap it off with a pretty little spin move and layup. 

 

The Wizards went on to win 106-96 after outscoring the Knicks by 13 in the 4th quarter.

Get Out of Kenny's House Round II

The Manimal was back at it last night in Golden thoroughly embarrassing Carl Landry and Harrison Barnes.

Get Out of Kenny's House

I imagine a conversation with Kenneth Faried going something like this:

Me: "Hey Ken, big fan.  You're killing it for my fantasy team this year."
Kenny: "Kenneth dunk ball."
Me: (puzzled) "Yeah... you're quite the athlete, man."
Kenny: "Kenneth get rebound."
Me: "Are you okay?"
Kenny: "Kenneth run fast."
Me: (shakes head and walks away)

Quite the athlete, though.