Kenny is as surprised as we are with his 19 and 19

This is actually the first time I've ever heard Kenny talk.  I don't care, I'm still going to pretend he talks like a neanderthal. 

Kenny Loses His Lunch

George Karl had just gotten done yelling at Kenny Faried last night and it was so traumatizing that this is how Kenny reacted:

Poor guy.  Kenny went for 19 and 11 last night in the Nuggets 112-106 win over the NBA's new bad boiz, but that just wasn't good enough for Big George.

Get Out of Kenny's House

I imagine a conversation with Kenneth Faried going something like this:

Me: "Hey Ken, big fan.  You're killing it for my fantasy team this year."
Kenny: "Kenneth dunk ball."
Me: (puzzled) "Yeah... you're quite the athlete, man."
Kenny: "Kenneth get rebound."
Me: "Are you okay?"
Kenny: "Kenneth run fast."
Me: (shakes head and walks away)

Quite the athlete, though.