I imagine a conversation with Kenneth Faried going something like this:
Me: "Hey Ken, big fan. You're killing it for my fantasy team this year."
Kenny: "Kenneth dunk ball."
Me: (puzzled) "Yeah... you're quite the athlete, man."
Kenny: "Kenneth get rebound."
Me: "Are you okay?"
Kenny: "Kenneth run fast."
Me: (shakes head and walks away)
Quite the athlete, though.