Monta Ellis Obviously on Chris B in Interview

He's gotta.  Only explanation for the ridiculous statement below.  I will be the first to tell you how bad I think Dwyane Wade is as a person and as a basketball player, but saying you're a better player than Dwyane Wade in a year when you are shooting just over 40% from the field and 26% from 3 while turning the ball over 3 times a game is not a good look.  Couple that with the exact reasons that Ellis lays out below and you tell me who you'd rather have... a douche who has proven he can win in the league or a douche that has never made the playoffs.

Awesome third person referral at the end of the video, too.  Damnit, Monta, you're doing it again!

Secret Agent Zero To Be Stationed In China

In sad news for locker-room gangsters everywhere, sources report that Gilbert Arenas will be playing in China this year. After failing to catch on with the Grizzlies (after getting amnestied by the Magic) last season, Agent Zero will be joining T-Mac, Starbury, and other washed-up NBA players in the Land of Dragons and Emperors. Good luck Gilbert, and try not to poop in anyone's WADEs.

BREAKING FASHION NEWS!!!

Throw out your Shaqs and your Starburys, there's a new player in the Chinese shoe game!

Exciting news was announced for Dwayne Wade, fashion icon and noted veteran of the Club Bosh VIP room: Wade will be launching a new brand called WADE, in association with Li-Ning, a Chinese manufacturer. Wade will be parting ways with the Jordan brand, who has its own fashionista in charge.

Word on the street is that the first line will include a clear toebox so that the wearer can show off their pedicure. Be sure to get yours today so that you can be wearing the hottest fashions when you hit South Beach this year.