Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Secret Agent Zero To Be Stationed In China

In sad news for locker-room gangsters everywhere, sources report that Gilbert Arenas will be playing in China this year. After failing to catch on with the Grizzlies (after getting amnestied by the Magic) last season, Agent Zero will be joining T-Mac, Starbury, and other washed-up NBA players in the Land of Dragons and Emperors. Good luck Gilbert, and try not to poop in anyone's WADEs.

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