Showing posts with label the beard runs the show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the beard runs the show. Show all posts

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Jeremiah Got His White Woman

Did he ever...


14-25 from the field, 4-10 from 3, 37 points, 12 assists, 6 rebounds, 4 steals and a block in 44 minutes plus an $80 million, 5 year extension.  Are you kidding me?  Talk about having a good day.

Guaranteed Presti is walking around telling everyone "It was the fucking Pistons" and not giving Smooth J and Jeremiah one once of credit.  These execs always have to be the smartest guy in the room...

After the game Harden was quoted as saying the Houston offense allows him much more freedom than the OKC offense had... no shit, you ARE the offense in Houston, J.

Presti is going to look like a real Mark Cuban circa 2004 if Smooth J and Jeremiah keep this up.  Should've just given the beard his white woman...

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Jeremiah is FUCKED UP, Smooth J to the Rockets

Sam Presti would not agree to give Jeremiah his white woman.  I hope Jeremiah is happy.  He and Smooth J are now headed to the mecca of Houston to play alongside Jeremy Lin's sizable IQ, small member and lack of athleticism.  Presti could've done worse... Kevin Martin, Jeremy Lamb, 2 first rounders and a second rounder.  My emotions are running circles around me.  For now, I leave you with the beauty below... when I compose myself, I'll be back for more.


Can only imagine what Poppa Perk is like right now...

Friday, October 19, 2012

Smooth J and the Contract Caper


Time to address the elephant in the room, Smooth J's expiring contract.  The Thunder and Super GM, Sam Presti, have until October 31 to sign Smooth J to a contract extension or he's destined to become a restricted free agent on July 1.  The implication here is if Harden gets to free agency on July 1, he will receive multiple max offers (4 years, $60mil) which the Thunder will not be able to match.  In interviews leading up to this year, Harden has stated that he is willing to "sacrifice" to keep the Thunder's Big Three intact, just like Westbrook did before the beginning of last year and Durant prior to that.  What the Thunder have is special.  Never in the history of the league has a team been so good and so young at the same time.  It would be a shame if J can't see that.

According to our sources close the situation, the major hold up on getting a deal hashed out is not Smooth J himself, but his beard, Jeremiah.  After all the attention Jeremiah has received over the last 3 years, he has become a full blown diva.  Demanding a cut of the profits on any beard related sales (in addition to Smooth J's cut), his own personal assistant, his own seat on the bus and even his own white woman, Jeremiah has become the Elton John of basketball; high demands but not much production when the lights turn on.

For now, we all wait with bated breath to see if Smooth J, Jeremiah and Presti can work a miracle.  Smooth J would never leave on his own (too scared of Poppa Perk), but with the influence of the power hungry, Jeremiah, no one can say for sure how this saga will end.