Jeremiah is FUCKED UP, Smooth J to the Rockets

Sam Presti would not agree to give Jeremiah his white woman.  I hope Jeremiah is happy.  He and Smooth J are now headed to the mecca of Houston to play alongside Jeremy Lin's sizable IQ, small member and lack of athleticism.  Presti could've done worse... Kevin Martin, Jeremy Lamb, 2 first rounders and a second rounder.  My emotions are running circles around me.  For now, I leave you with the beauty below... when I compose myself, I'll be back for more.

Can only imagine what Poppa Perk is like right now...