Aubrey Plaza's Dreams Cum True, Chirstopher Bosh Kisses Rashard Lewis

Aubrey Plaza is squirt city over this video, guaranteed.

Chef Bosh cookin up some real shit

Ever wonder what Bosh does with his abundant free time in-between series? Feast.

Heat in 5.

POPPIN' BOTTLEZ 2NITE!

Ya boi, ya man, ya friend, Da Bostrich just hit the game winning trey in San Antonio!
We gon' tear da club up tonight! Open bar, errrbody gon' be #UPINDACLUB (except for those tired-ass pussies and Pepe Le Parker)! BOSH HIT THE GAME WINNER! POP A MOLLY AND HIT DA CLUB!

Robot Bosh

Oh that rascal Bosh is up to his old tricks again. Last night after the Heat's 15th straight win, Bosh photobombed a D-Wade interview in what is becoming an all too familiar tradition from the Club's namesake. 

What a friggin' nutjob. Seems like he needs just a bit more attention being option No. 3 in South Beach. 

Bosh Spice had a bad All-Star Sunday

Seems the Miami Heat went in to All-Star Sunday with one goal in mind, look stupid as shit.  While LeBron was busy getting demoralized by Kobe, the Boshtrich was trying to see if he could spread his feet far enough apart that Tony Parker on CP3 would physically try to dribble through his legs.  Unfortunately, they did not, but they did succeed in pulling a Jamal Crawford with Velocibosh.  Getting megged twice while shooting 3 ridiculous air balls makes Coach Spo's choice to start the namesake over Kyrie a laugher. 

Bosh's bad day didn't end there.  This morning, video from an All-Star weekend party hosted by Lil Wayne and Birdman surfaced where Lil Wayne boasts about piping Bosh's wife.  That's right, piping.

Have a little respect for yourself, Chris.  You're embarrassing yourself and everyone up in da club.

The Namesake has no self-esteem issues

Despite taking a backseat down in South Beach, seems da club's namesake still has a pretty high opinion of himself.  In an interview with Chris Tomasson on Friday night, when asked if he thought he was a hall of famer, the Boshtrich said:

"Hell, yeah, of course. I've been a Hall of Famer like four years ago," the Miami Heat center told FOX Sports Florida after Friday's 110-88 win over Detroit. "And I say that very serious, though. I've talked about it before with my friends."

Not short on self confidence, but why should he be?  The guy has played 681 games in his career and has averaged close to 20 and 10 a game while adding 2 assists and a block while shooting close to 50% from the field and 80% from the line.  Those stats coupled with the fact that he could very easily end up with 3 rings on his fingers and double digit All-Star appearances make him a Hall of Fame lock in my eyes.

Unfortunately for the Velocibosh, yesterday the Celtic's Jeff Green did not care how Bosh sees his legacy.  Midway through the fourth, Green received the ball at the top of the key, sliced down the lane and elevated, gently touching his dick tip to Bosh Spice's nose en route to a dunk that nearly registered on the Richter scale.  Though he may have lost his dignity, at least he still has da club.

The Namesake is Banned from Da Club for 3 Weeks

The Boshtrich, Bosh Spice, The Great Boshtradamus, Velocibosh, C-Beezy, Bosh Sizzle, Champagne Bosh, O-Face has officially been banned from da club for 3 weeks following the display below.

Wizards Beat The Heat!

This guy is articulating everything I thought last night when I heard The Queen and Her Men lost to the Wizards.

Pop "Spur"ns the Heat

Gregg Popovich decided to let Too-Tall Timmy, Manu Ginobli, The Horny Frog, and Danny Green hit da club tonight instead of getting their monkey asses whooped by Bosh Spice & Lebron. David Stern decided to pitch a hissy fit over. Let's see what Stephen A. has to say about it:


Popovich also shut down Craig Sager in the post-game interview. Nothing Pop loves more than clowning on reporters (even Chuck), especially Sager: