Truth to all that nasty trash talk?

Sources close to the club have confirmed that KG gave the pipe to LaLa Anthony prior to Game 5 at the Garden last night.  The GIF below shows a heartfelt Jordan Crawford breaking the news to Melo after the Celtics disposed of the Knicks 92-86 to force Game 6 in Beantown.  Crawford can be seen trying to comfort Anthony, who was said to have some suspicion prior to tip because LaLa was wearing a KG jersey and smelled like fish.  All this could explain Melo's awful 22 points on 8/24 from the field.  Poor guy.  Hopefully he and Crawford settled into a couch after the game and watched some How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days.

BREAKING NEWS: Mr. T suing Russ Russ for allegedly stealing "look"

Sources inside the OKC locker room are reporting heavy tension between OKC's two stars due to an unneeded distraction caused by Russ Russ's fashion statement following last night's 120-91 piping of former teammates Smooth J and Jeremiah.

Donning a stylish turtleneck/cut off sweater combo, some clear framed and of course lens-less glasses and a thick gold chain, Russ Russ took the podium last night to discuss his near triple-double (19-8-10) while debuting what we can all expect when it comes to his playoff fashion for 2013.

 

The whole look appeared to pay homage to Mr. T, but when reached for comment, Mr. T only had this to say, "I have spoken to Kevin about [Russell's fashion] and it will not happen again."


After further investigative reporting by the team here at Club Bosh, we have confirmed that K Smooth and Mr. T have a close relationship and Russ Russ did not reach out to Mr. T for permission prior to taking to the presser sporting his patented look.  Sources have confirmed that even before Russ Russ emerged from the locker room, K Smooth requested that he change his outfit for fear of conflict with Mr. T, but Russ Russ refused.

Story developing...

(UPDATE: Sources close to the Club have also confirmed that the "friend" who suggested K Smooth's "kill 'em and pray for 'em" gesture was actually Mr. T.  Club Bosh doing ya once again.)

Happy 41st to the most dominant big of my lifetime

9 years the junior of the jovial Sir Charles, and the racist MJ, Kobe's former pimp Shaquille O'Neil turned 41 today.  In his prime, some of which is depicted in the video below, he was the most athletic and dominant big in the game.  He averaged close to 30, 14 and 3 blocks and won 4 Larry O'Brien's.  Sources close to the club report that his most impressive feat during his playing days was piping Kobe's wife.               

Bosh Spice had a bad All-Star Sunday

Seems the Miami Heat went in to All-Star Sunday with one goal in mind, look stupid as shit.  While LeBron was busy getting demoralized by Kobe, the Boshtrich was trying to see if he could spread his feet far enough apart that Tony Parker on CP3 would physically try to dribble through his legs.  Unfortunately, they did not, but they did succeed in pulling a Jamal Crawford with Velocibosh.  Getting megged twice while shooting 3 ridiculous air balls makes Coach Spo's choice to start the namesake over Kyrie a laugher. 

Bosh's bad day didn't end there.  This morning, video from an All-Star weekend party hosted by Lil Wayne and Birdman surfaced where Lil Wayne boasts about piping Bosh's wife.  That's right, piping.

Have a little respect for yourself, Chris.  You're embarrassing yourself and everyone up in da club.