Trade rumors aside, J-Smoove made Brook Lopez look silly last night with a throwdown so aggressive that Robin Lopez woke up in a cold sweat. Lopez was even able to get a shot to Smith's head that only served to anger the beast.
Last night, Serge Ibaka played one of our favorite roles here in da club, the European Center that loves getting facialized. Vince Carter channeled his Vinsanity days and not only embarassed Ibaka but the entire country of Spain. Sources at the U.S. Embassy in Madrid have reported that Spain is considering blocking all U.S. tourists for the next year to try to discourage future teabagging incidents.