Dwight Howard's poor free throw shooting leads to spike in kitten deaths
Luckily free throws aren't what wins and loses games according to this genius. Wait... the Lakes lost last night after he missed both these free throws when they were down 92-90? I'm sure that didn't have any bearing on the outcome of the game. They lost because of poor defense and poor defense alone.
Every time Dwight Howard misses a free throw, Ron Ron kicks a kitten. Howard has single-handedly helped control that cat population of Los Angeles.